Hi! My name is Gary and I live in Conway, NH.
"You're actions speak so loud, I can't hear a thing you say"
-unsure (favorite of Jim Lyons)
"In an argument, once you yell, you've lost"
From a good friend -
Joe Reddish, Wyoming, RI
Never insult an alligator until after you have crossed it's river.
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
"For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three."
"No Rain, No Rainbows"
Normally these would be in the "For Fun" section. But since these weren't really jokes I felt I could get away with placing them here (Thanks to Steve for sharing these with us):